April Fool

The court jester with his puppet - or should that be the other way round?Here's a couple of corkers - but are they true or not ?The Care Quality Commission...
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"...and Brutus is an honourable man..."

Let's face it Gordon, with Tony out rooting for you how could you fa...
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Even the Germans hate Gordon...

Here's a brilliant video from a chap called Herrkamel in Germany that only got 67 views on YouTube. I reckon it's worth a hell of a lot more than that, so see what you think!Credit where it's due - who...
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Meeting an agent tonight

So I chickened out of the meeting with the Lian from the escort agency... the fact that she said they cater to locals was pretty alarming.This morning,...
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What future ?

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8 Top Tricks for His Hottest Oral Sex Ever!

Try these hot moves the next time you're giving him south-of-the-border oral action. Here, eight tips guaranteed to give him the most incredibly sensational oral sex yet!1. Have a quickie someplace unexpected.Getting...
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Your very own Labour pledge card

Cut this out and show it to your Labour candidate when he knocks on your door...
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Bad English

You know how one of my top pet peeves is 'bad english'. I don't mean to be so fussy and picky about it but I insist that it reflects the kind of person...
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Money, Money, Money

I can be a real snob if I want, whenever I want to.Especially when it comes to screening potential clients. After a while, I've developed this talent for rounding up a guy just from the way he sms-es....
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Oral Sex Manual: Giving Oral Pleasure to Your Man

All men love oral sex. (And that's love with a capital "L".) So check out this step-by-step manual to giving your guy oral pleasure that both you and him enjoy. Trust us, once you've mastered the art...
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Fourth Ad Post

Was contacted by another escort agency just now. I hesitated a while before I replied to her sms. Checked out their website and all...before I knew it I've scheduled to meet her tmw for lunch.Pretty excited...
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His 5 Secret Sexual Hot Spots

Ask a man which body part is his sexual hot spot, and you know what his answer will be. But instead of reaching for your guy's obvious man-bits right away, heat things up by stimulating his hidden hot...
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Gordon sings "I've got no Friends"

Sing along to Gordon Brown's new song, a reworking of that great James Taylor classic "You've got a friend" ....+++++ STOP PRESS +++++I HAVE A VIDEO OF...
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(Not so) Rocksteady

Its the 'nobody-loves-me' time of the month again. I'm down with the blues and I can just feel that this emotional roller coaster is not healthy. Is it PMS. Again? So soon?I'm suspecting it could be mild...
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How to take beautiful naked pictures

(Note to self: Study the poses for next photoshoot) *winks*x...
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Crystal Renn

Seeking inspiration from the bigger power...
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