An idea just came to mind. Actually I've thought about it before but even after considering the calculated risks, I didn't think it would work but now I'm 'revisiting' that idea. (See, this is why I hate staying home on a Friday night cos I tend to come up with these wild things to do. Plus, I'm out of coffee at home so my head is making me do crazy things.)
I was thinking... what IF, I offer my services from this blog. Should I, or shouldn't I?
Some of the reasons I was against the idea was cos, you know, how I diss some of my clients on this blog (well, cos they were truely awful) and how I give them silly nicknames, and.. and how I sometimes go into verbal diarrhea when I get all emotional about Popeye... It seems a lil inapropriate to turn my readers into clients, don't you think?
Though... if you look at it from another point of view, I could jolly well turn it around into my USP (unique selling preposition). Hmmm...
Between you and me, I am pretty sure I am the one with more 'experiences', right? (unless you're a fellow bambina). And you know, what a potty mouth I have and I'll surely slam you on my blog if you suck in bed, right boys? But I will definitely worship you if you whip me into infatuation, too (remember, Nate?). So what if the concept of this arrangement is - Let me be the judge of how good you are in bed.
But just because you might be my future clients does not mean that I'm gonna go soft and suppress my snooty ways. (*lol* I suddenly got a vision of a dominatrix) That would defeat the whole purpose of this blog. Stringent rules will definitely apply. Clients will still have to be carefully selected and screened. A few things are for sure:
- I will talk about you on my blog.
Real identities protected, of course. Blatantly honest as usual, so you have to open-minded enough to accept criticisms, however huge your male ego is.
- I will rate you and review your strengths and flaws.
Not that you should take it too seriously but consider it as pointers from a fuck buddy. One thing I know for sure is that not everyone is all that bad. For example, you might have a tiny dick but you might have magic fingers that could 'rock my world'. Or you might be a slobbery kisser but your tongue could be a 'killer' when sucking my pussy. Or you might be pretty ugly but your intellect sure charmed me off my knickers. Get what I mean?
Whatever the review is, it is just purely my opinion at that moment and time, and you should use it as constructive comments so that you'ld know your strengths and use it on your loved-ones. Ah, just like Will Smith in Hitch (how he plays a 'Love Doctor'), I'll be the female version, giving pointers like a sex doctor. So if Will Smith is Hitch. I am - Bitch? *lol* How apt!
Anw, I'm still playing around with this idea. Let me sleep on it and we'll see what I think of it in the morning, after I get my coffee. In the mean while, tell me what you think.
xoxo.
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I was thinking... what IF, I offer my services from this blog. Should I, or shouldn't I?
Some of the reasons I was against the idea was cos, you know, how I diss some of my clients on this blog (well, cos they were truely awful) and how I give them silly nicknames, and.. and how I sometimes go into verbal diarrhea when I get all emotional about Popeye... It seems a lil inapropriate to turn my readers into clients, don't you think?
Though... if you look at it from another point of view, I could jolly well turn it around into my USP (unique selling preposition). Hmmm...
Between you and me, I am pretty sure I am the one with more 'experiences', right? (unless you're a fellow bambina). And you know, what a potty mouth I have and I'll surely slam you on my blog if you suck in bed, right boys? But I will definitely worship you if you whip me into infatuation, too (remember, Nate?). So what if the concept of this arrangement is - Let me be the judge of how good you are in bed.
But just because you might be my future clients does not mean that I'm gonna go soft and suppress my snooty ways. (*lol* I suddenly got a vision of a dominatrix) That would defeat the whole purpose of this blog. Stringent rules will definitely apply. Clients will still have to be carefully selected and screened. A few things are for sure:
- I will talk about you on my blog.
Real identities protected, of course. Blatantly honest as usual, so you have to open-minded enough to accept criticisms, however huge your male ego is.
- I will rate you and review your strengths and flaws.
Not that you should take it too seriously but consider it as pointers from a fuck buddy. One thing I know for sure is that not everyone is all that bad. For example, you might have a tiny dick but you might have magic fingers that could 'rock my world'. Or you might be a slobbery kisser but your tongue could be a 'killer' when sucking my pussy. Or you might be pretty ugly but your intellect sure charmed me off my knickers. Get what I mean?
Anw, I'm still playing around with this idea. Let me sleep on it and we'll see what I think of it in the morning, after I get my coffee. In the mean while, tell me what you think.
xoxo.
