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Absolutely Amazing Comeuppance for the "Fag Bashers"

So, Westboro Baptist Church (a/k/a "God Hates Fags" fucknuts), claim that Anonymous sent them messages trying to hack the Church, but that the Church and Jesus-H-Christ saved them where Amazon, eBay, Mastercard and Visa failed.

What happens next is pure classic fucking comedy cold. In a confrontation, Anonymous claims that the alleged "attacks" never happened, or were orchestrated by the Phelps Phreaks. Roper-Phelps, the mouthpiece for this vile "religious institution", then claims that nothing, no one...absolutely nothing can silence the church or shut down their words..."

Gotta' really see what happens, beginning at the 2:10 mark

Roper-Phelps "I'm talking to a little Jew guy"

Little Jew Guy "well, your websites are down now..."

Look on face? Classic.

I didn't realize that their version of a sodomy-obsessed, America-loathing, funeral-protesting, fag-hating god was a n00b!

Pwned!!

Seriously, 10 minutes long but a case study in unintended irony, schadenfreude and good ole' fashioned comeuppance. Good job, Anonymous. Again.

-d.s.

Well, that was weird as hell

For some reason, Ping.fm decided that it wanted to cross-post my Tweets as well.

Note to self: Do not monkey around with these cross-dev apps.

Just to make up for that, I'll show you my present favorite Pinup...just cute as hell :)

So, ummm, if anyone's looking for a paralegal gig in Hawaii, please submit a resume like the above.

-d.s.

Nerd question for the Blogosphere

This site has been on Blogger for about three years now. I like the flexibility and use of Java-based items. My understanding is that Wordpress may be a bit more powerful, but it really restricts the use of Java in its script. Moreover, it doesn't support 3rd party Java-apps for tracking, such as the incomparable StatCounter.

My question is, those of you who've used WordPress (and/or Blogger) what do you think of it? And, are there any serious advantages to moving over?

Thanks.

Welcome to the new Gothlaw

After weeks of work to export, save, migrate and then modify the site, it is finally complete. There are a few new things I'd like to point out first, before I begin re-posting in earnest. Let's begin shall we?

Sure Proust was a wordy bastard, but did he author a pointless blog?

I think not. Suck it, Marcel!

In no particular order, here are the changes

A lot of new folks on the Blog Roll; among them are: the incomparable Stoya's Tumblr site, some new law links, greatly reduced idylls, some humorous and/or juvenile stuff, educational sites, some people I find interesting, new erotica (SFW and otherwise), and, really, anything else that struck my fancy.
But, my best find is Siouxsie Law (<-- Psst, over there). Another lawyer of a gothic bent. Needless to say, I was tickled. I knew I couldn't be the only one. So, let's say hail and well met to Siouxsie. I'm not sure if she does litigation and appellate law like me, but we're kind of a fucked up breed to begin with.
The look is a lot less polished, a lot more focused, a lot less cluttered, and -- hopefully -- more readable. After all, reading is the point of a blog, and a site design should make it easier and friendlier, not give you a migraine.
In the site redesign are some new things. The translation bar still appears, although it as the bottom of the page. To my international visitors, I say thanks again, and I hope that assists you. Some other elements have been removed and/or consolidated.
My profile has been updated.
I have also included a "popularity contest"; an-up-to-the-moment snapshot of the most popular pages for the current week (I dare say Hot Nerd Girls will feature prominently most of the time...there are about 2+ years worth to choose from).
There are new links within each post, for social sharing, as well as direct email functions.

There are some more minor things, as you'll discover. Anyway, take a look around, whistle by the graveyard, and feel free to comment on anything you wish. I'm a big boy, and I'm not easily offended!

If you want to reach me, I can always be reached at concave.scream@yahoo.com. You can also add me to your Y! or MSN Messenger using that same address.

Until tomorrow, pleasant dreams of soft rain humming into a quiet night.

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Best Spam Header Ever...

A la my Gmail account

Of chop no eyelid. Which seakale? Are the thirteenth propitious?

Of chop no eyelid, indeed, and yes, the 13th is propitious for me...and you?

Pic unrelated. But, you know what? It's just that kind of day....

Wednesday will begin the final countdown

In six weeks, I will be 5300 miles from here, starting a new, and undoubtedly better, life. I don't think I'm going to be able to keep this up in my current manic state with 3-5 posts a day; so, I'll probably just update this bad boy on the weekends, or on those evenings when I have some time.

Until then, I'm going to add as much as I can, when I can...and, hopefully, the external editor will make that process a lot easier. Now, sadly, I have to go study; let the 14 hour day commence.

This is the most identifiable cheesy keyboard riff in an entire decade full of cheesy keyboard riffs. It is like a transwreck...you just can't turn your head, can you?

Expect Delays...

I am in the process of meddling with the Style Sheets, preparing to migrate the site, and --to my eternal relief-- getting an external editor instead of this damned web-based editor (not that it's bad for a web editor, but...).

Anyway, things may be buggy for a day or so. Until then, be glad you're not ferrying this Titanic.

D.S.

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Rule 34 Dump (Mostly SFW)...

Rule 34 is the internet meme that no matter what depravity can be imagined, there is porn for that subject which exists on the internet. This is closely related to Rule 35, which states that if you cannot find such porn for your Rule 34 search, then you must create it.

Here are some of my favorites from Rule 34....

Closely related to Rule 34 is the proposition that nothing is safe....

I think I just threw up in my mouth...

This fetish started in a healthy child and was never outgrown...

This fetish was started in a molested, disturbed children...and we now call these men "Your honor..."

Winnar!!!

你好, Salut, Hallo, Ciao, おはよう, 안녕하세요, Privet, Hola

Hello, in other words. Just a quick site update: About 1/2 of my readers come from areas outside of the U.S., and in many locations that don't speak English as a first language.

To that end, I've updated the site with a Google Translation feature. If you look over to the left, just below my lil' Devil, and above the Archive, there is now a feature to translate this site into: Mandarin, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Russian and Castillian Spanish.

All that's required for detente is the removal of clothing.

One day, I'm running off to Kiev, Ukraine. If there is a city with per-capita sexier women, I've yet to see it.

Welcome citizens of the world, and feel free to drop me an email anytime you wish: You are also encouraged to send unmarked bills (US currency please, or British pounds), designer drugs, dark beers and slightly-soiled undergarments.

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WW II in 10 minutes or less...

...as seen through the prism of Facebook. Saw this over at Kyle's excellent digs, Dawg Sports. Yep, it's big, so you gotta' click it, but well worth your time...

Never has global calamity been so callously presented...

I love the Internet...again.

Someone once told me that there is an internet rule (and I don't remember which one it was), but that if it was on the 'net, and was of a decidedly prurient/bizarre nature, then it would be found.

Let's just say that I found this young week's internet picture of win.

Holy. Shit.

Transvestite, latex nun + midget in diaper with gangsta hat = internet win.

Got Pretense? Kill your Web 2.0 self.

Please note, that collar-popping is required.

Sometimes, I seriously debate killing my on-line self. There are whole websites devoted to destroying your Web 2.0/social media identity. The best known is probably the "Suicide Machine". As the site advertises:

Liberate your newbie friends with a Web2.0 suicide! This machine lets you delete all your energy sucking social-networking profiles, kill your fake virtual friends, and completely do away with your Web2.0 alterego...Our service currently runs with Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and LinkedIn! Commit NOW!

Do it, do it!

But, there are of course benefits to some of these. In my case, I live in the middle of the country, with my friends and family scattered from North Carolina to New Mexico...so, not a cheap or easy or quick visit. So, some of these are undoubtedly good things; to connect with those you new, to get pictures of your friends and acquaintances lives; meaning I can't wholly commit Web 2.0 suicide. I am, however, thinking seriously of killing Mr. Bluebird over at Twitter. And, the reason why?

Rampant asshattery and raging douchebaggery.

Empirical fact: 89% of the Twitterati fall between Categories 2 and 3.

Do you think I jest, or exaggerate? Au contraire, there are whole websites devoted to the assholishness of the 140-character world. For instance, check out the collected "twiticisms" on Tweetdouche, and Tweeting too hard. Some choice nuggets include:

I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.

Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat.

Look, Im not saying Im better at tweeting than you, Im just saying.. 120 people care what i say, about 30 care what you say @MatthewDonnelly

So, I think I'm going to off my Twitter, goodbye blue bird. I have no doubt that one day these media will have their place, but, for now...just too much clutter; too much douchery. It's a small step, but maybe one day I'll get around to just killing my entire web-self off. Until then, I leave you with the words of wisdom via DigiDonkey:

Being a great social media douche bag is obviously something a lot of people are interested in becoming. There are plenty of social media experts, webinars, seminars, guides, blogs, Twitter tools and other sources of information out there that will teach you how to be the best, or biggest, social media douche bag you can be.