Cunt of the Year - The Results!

Well, the voting is closed and I have been up all night counting and collating the results.

I am pleased to announce the results of the first Dioclese 'Cunt of the Year' awards....

Political Cunt of the Year :

Winner : Gordon Brown - by a huge margin. I guess not entirely unexpected?

Runner up : Dianne Abott - bit of a surprise, but the feeling was that anyone stupid enough to want to be leader of the Labour Party AND to think they would let a black woman have the job simply has to be a cunt.

Nick Clegg also got several dis-honourable mentions as a bit of a two faced cunt

UK Cunt of the Year :

Winner : PC Simon Harwood - the legallised G20 mugger who killed Ian Tomlinson and got away with it. I must admit I did wonder if it was him or the rest of us were the real cunts?

Runner up : Alison Fraser - the head of Sandwell Council. Say no more.

International Cunt of the Year :

Winner : The Pope - he seems to have got so many things wrong this year, doesn't he? Oh, no - hang on! He's infallible

Runner up : Herman von Rompuy - seems to be almost universally despised. Obama ran him close.

Sporting Cunt of the Year :

Winner : Andy Murray - for fucking up again at Wimbledon, being petulant amd wishing anyone but England would win the World Cup

Runners up : Sepp Blatter who not only didn't give us the World Cup, but also failed to take any action for his officials accepting bribes.

Personal Cunt of the Year :

Winner : "My ex-wife" by a mile. Surely we don't all have the same ex-wife? I have lumped these together with ex-partner, ex-husband and just plain ex but ex-wife predominated! I know the feeling...

Runner up : And my own personal favourite...
killemallletgodsortitout for the heartfelt 'My son-in-law. A politically-correct, pikey-loving, hoodie-hugging copper, who would nick his own Mother, Grandmother and kids if he could. Obnoxious, arrogant cunt.'

Lifelong Cunt Award : David Beckham for behaving like royalty at the 2018 announcement. I have added this personal award for Becks as he is getting a lifetime achievement award from the BBC this evening. As far as I am concerned, he richly deserves a lifelong CotY!


Thanks to everone who joined in. I'll do it again next year if I can be arsed...

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Don't be a dick...

...Vote for a Cunt!

It's your last chance to vote for who you think are the biggest cunts of 2010.

Don't miss out. Results will be announced tomorrow, the same day as the 'BBC Sports Cunt Personality of the Year' awards...

(Mine are far more fun)

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Cunt of the Year Awards 2010

Vote now for your personal favourites for the title Dioclese "Cunt of the Year 2010"

It's that time of the year again where we all get together to pat ourselves on the back! We've just had the Emmies, so I thought that to coincide with the BBC Sports Personality of the Year awards on 19th December, I'd launch my very own "Cunt of the Year" awards to coincide with theirs...

Here are the categories, together with my personal nominations :

Political CotY : Gordon Brown for bigotgate and the 2010 election campaign



UK CotY :  Teresa Bystrum for being so fucking stupid she thought that Raoul Moat's funeral was better for her kids than Disneyland

International CotY : Herman van Rompuy for being an unelected string of piss and for being stupid enough to think anyone could actually run the EU.

Sporting CotY : Tiger Woods for crapping all over his wife in public and then being incapable of hitting a golf ball afterwards

Personal CotY : "John" in the next cabin on my Pacific cruise, for being a front seater, crashing bore, hypocrite, know-it-all and superior bastard all at the same time and also for coughing his guts up at all hours of the day and night for 31 fucking days solid! Definitely my personal 'Cunt of the Year'

Your personal CotY can be anyone, not just someone we might know but please tell us why. It'll make you feel so much better to get it off your chest!

Voting closes on Saturday, 18th December and results will be announced on the following day to coincide with the BBC's version.

VOTE NOW by leaving a comment on any post. Please join in or I'll sulk...


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