The Royal 'Ball'

So today after I came back from lingerie shopping, I finally decided to open the selections to the floor. The one I'll take this Sunday. The royal trumpets were blown, official announcements were made and soon after, eligible princes from around the world flocked my court. Actually, more like my inbox.

The interesting twist this time round is - that there's no twist. I used my real name and gave my real phone number, when I extended the invite. This Sunday, when I meet him, I will be me. Not the slutty half. Though I am reserving her for the later part of the night.

Having to screen through more than a dozen 'suitors', I am spoilt for choice. The pool of 'applicants' this time round are top-notch! I'ld say 80% are high-potential material. So now I know where all the cute guys are...! Hmmm.. hehe *evil laff*

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"This section is for normal people, not prossies"

Saw this thread of responds on CL-London and somehow cant help feel a little agitated. Not that it was a personal attack or if I should even be bothered by it. Seems like a 'prossie' (prostitute/ hooker) as they call it, had posted an ad on the casual encounters section and the other 'normal' people got defensive about it, which I feel is plain silly.

Stuffs they said like - "get a job & save up, you lazy bitch", "this section is for normal people, not prossies", "lazy hooker"... wow. kinda got me feelin a lil flame-grilled.

Firstly, hookers are NOT lazy (most of 'em at least), and they have to work their ass off, literally. Do you actually know how much effort it takes to look THAT good, all the time? Not as easy as putting on that same sweat shirt your grandma gave you, every morning to work and leaving the house with a moustache. Yeah, I'm talking about YOU girl! And if you are THAT normal as you claim, you wouldn't have to look for people to hang out with on Craigslist (((loser!!))) - probably you are SO normal that you blend in with the wallpaper. Or maybe you're simply an ugly butt face and all your so-called friends are social retards. Yeah, maybe you're just normal, like that.

xoxo

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Hangin out at Craigs

Considering that I'm pretty home-bound these days, I've managed to do quite a fair bit of web surfing and have been hooked on the Craigs List. Posting, some. But I really enjoy reading the posts up there. Was checking out the London CL to see what the people there were up to and here's a few interesting posts:

PS - I am such a snob, its delightful. Got a call just now (I swear I've removed all my personal ads that had my phone no.), and as the guy was blah-blah-ing, I rolled my eyes and simply put down the phone. I think it was a malay guy. Thank you for the chance to put down the phone on you. The satisfaction - was delicious. xoxo

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