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Smokey drinkey music

To celebrate National No Smoking Day, this song is dedicated to my friends Leg Iron, BilloTheWisp and the Filthy Engineer as well as all the rest of you out there who like a smoke and a drink and don't like being told what is good for you...

Best enjoyed with a pair of headphones and the volume full up!

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Crap Bars of the World : Bloody Mary's


During our recent visit to Bora Bora, we had the opportunity to call in at one of the world's most famous bars, Bloody Mary's.

Responsible for inventing the world famous drink of the same name, it was established in 1979 and gained it's fame by patronage from the likes of Marlon Brando who was particularly fond of the place and had a house on the island. Our tour included a drink here, so it would have been churlish to refuse.

The first thing you notice when you pull up outside is two bloody great (excuse the pun) noticeboards with the names of all the famous people who have visited the place. Then you go in past a counter selling T-shirts into the main bar.

To be fair, we did drop 90+ people into the bar in one go, so that might have accounted for the feeling of darkness and claustrophobia, but I have a feeling that was probably just the same with 10 people! Anyway, the aforementioned and much hyped drinks were duly doled out and consumed.

Disappointingly, mine contained enough Tabasco sauce to take the skin off my throat as it went down. The cynical amongst us might think that this was perhaps to cover up the lack of vodka? Surely not! (I don't want to get sued.)

However, to check out this theory, I asked for a second one without the Tabasco. Eventually, after much difficulty with the language - which was odd as we were both speaking English - one was duly delivered. Perhaps there was a misunderstanding as mine seemed devoid of any taste of vodka as far as I could tell.

And the cost of this? Our cruise director doled out 69,000 Pacific francs - which is about £600 to you or around £6 a glass.

And,  if after all that, you felt inclined by buy one of their T-shirt advertising the place, they were a very reasonable US$ 39 each!

So my advice to you if you are looking for a bloody Mary on Bora Bora? Buy a carton of tomato juice and a bottle of vodka, go to Bloody Mary's and take a picture, sit across the road and look at it while you drink your own.

It'll taste better, cost less and you still get a look at the outside - which is actually a lot nicer than the inside...
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Great Bars of the World : Christian's, Pitcairn Island


This is Jackie. Jackie is an elderly Frigate Bird who lives on a perch outside the window at Christian's Bar on Pitcairn Island. She is entirely wild, and she just comes here because she likes it, which just about sums the whole place up...

I have been to some friendly places in my time, but Pitcairn has to be in my top five, and I don't think the welcome had anything to do with the fact that we were the only tourist boat to call there this year - apart from the same boat on the outbound leg a few weeks previously.

Christian's - yes, it is owned by a direct descendent of the Bounty's Fletcher Christian - is spectacularly unpretentious. We sat in the back sun room of the place looking out towards Bounty Bay chatting with the family and drinking beer. While we were there, lunch arrived. "Help yourself," they said. "There's plenty to go round."

This was honest, genuine hospitality at it's finest. Pitcairn is one of the remotest places on the planet, but they do seem to have retained something that the rest of us have lost along the way and, sadly, until you go there you won't even think about it. If they could bottle it and export it they'd make a fortune...

It's called 'humanity'
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