April Fool

The court jester with his puppet
- or should that be the other way round?
Here's a couple of corkers - but are they true or not ?
  1. The Care Quality Commission has been given the powers to fine Trusts if their hospitals and services are not up to scratch. So, basically then, we are going to have to employ extra people to improve services, employ extra people to monitor performance and produce yet more meaningless statistics so that if the targets are missed, the Government can fine itself.
  2. All of you people who took advantage of the scappage scheme now know where the funding is coming from - the new showroom tax brought in today.
 And here's one for next year's list : The showroom tax will only last for one year! Yeah, right...

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