Exciting news that Charles and Camilla have been secretly recorded practicing for an appearance on the BBC's "Dancing on Ice".
The pair are apparently great fans of the program and have agreed to take part in the next series. Charles said, "It's been going frightfully well apart from when the silly old trout crashed into me and we both ended up flat on our arses. Haw, haw..."
Camilla said, "It's nearly as frightening as taking a shortcut up Regent Street in the Rolls! I wasn't sure I had the legs for that short skirt, but then Charles told me that if Ann Widdecombe could do it, anyone could. I just hope that we don't end up looking like a pair of fools..."
Sorry, dear - I'm afraid it's a bit late to worry about that...
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