This is the end

Se entretanto fizer alguma coisa diferente eu anuncio aqui. Existe sempre a possibilidade de voltar, o que é extremamente improvável. Continuo por aí a visitar blogs, mas provavelmente vou diminuir a...
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Papal Visit souvenirs [3]

As promissed, here are some more items from our Dioclese.co.uk papal visit souvenir range. Today we concentrate on our range of special sex aids :Prove...
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Papal Visit souvenirs [2]

Following on the recent launch of our Dioclese.co.uk special papal souvenirs, here's some more items from our Pope Benedict 'Kiss the Ring Tour' range...
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Papal Visit souvenirs

To mark the visit of his Holiness Pope Benedict XVI to our shores in September, Dioclese.co.uk has launched a range of tasteful commerative merchandise.Here's...
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Blair - The ultimate hypocrisy

I shamelessly nicked this diagram from a 2009 article in the guardian which you can read by clicking this linkIn the ultimate irony, as the...
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The Living Wage

In a pathetic and feeble attempt to make headway in the Labour leadership race, nothing can be more calous, calculated and desperate than the recent attempt...
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Is this why they call it 'deflower'?

I 've been kinda curious about female squirting and trying to learn how I can squirt cos at the moment I just cant do it. So as usual, watching my...
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Super Hot Luna Maya

Finally saw the sex video of Luna Maya and Ariel. Loved Luna's body... so that's how the body of a hot babe looks like? Anw, she deserves a better guy...
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Piss boiler of the week

I am forced to borrow a phrase from my good friend the Grumpy Old Twat because this one nearly made me burst a blood vessel...Basildon council has been...
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The boomerang generation

Won't it be just great to have the kids back home again?OK. You don't really need to answer that. After all, one of them might be listening in! And you...
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não sei o que escrevo, porque escrevo. por vezes torno-me ridículo, mas creio que essa é a nova forma de ser original e incrível

(img aqui)não creio que seja de propósito mas realmente sucede. não sei que fazer. as pessoas perdem-se um bocado. é bom sinal. há espaço. e podemos sempre...
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o julgamento é errado e eu também sou

Untitled by Elizabeth.Brooke @ flickr(tem ligação)Não gosto de julgar ninguém. Faço-o muitas vezes. Demasiadas. Tenho pena de o fazer mas é algo inevitável,...
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Oh Shit! It's the 2018 World Cup!

Just when you thought is was all over for another four years and you were coming to terms with yet another boring football season being foisted upon us,...
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Crowned Glory

I've been contemplating about what to do with my hair... feels like it needs a little makeover.Cut it shorter? Nooooo.Colour it? But I like it black....
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Religious sensitivity

There has been a big who-ha in the States over the plans to build the Mohammed Attah Memorial Mosque on the site of the World Trade Centre in New York.Apparently...
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Anyone for a Chinese?

We popped out for a Chinese last night. Do you like them as much as I do?I wonder...
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The Hitchicker's Guide to the Galaxy

Uma comédia de ficção científica que reflecte sobre o sentido da vida. Passou no outro dia na televisão. Começa com golfinhos a fugir do Planeta Terra...
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Reasons I'm Not Cheerful - part 3

Ian Dury might have been cheerful, but I bloody well ain't, so as my last offering with the Blockheads seemed to be fairly well recieved, here's a short reworking of another Ian Dury classic.And a mighty...
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A orfã

Por entre clorofórmio, sono, doenças, morte, sangue, dor, ou simplesmente atrás de uma árvore durante uma pequena sesta:estás sozinha no mundo criançanão tenho o meu papá a minha mamã os meus irmãosmorreram...
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The scandal of University places

Remember the mantra? "Education. education, education"I recently exposed the scandal of the Labour's cynical exploitation of graduates in order to keep...
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The death of the speed camera

Speed cameras are dying all over the country!Love 'em or hate 'em? There are camps who claim they are an indisputable aid to road safety; there are camps...
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O Progressivo Não-Britânico

Os anos 70 não são tão populares como os vizinhos 80, nem tão quentes como os 60. No entanto, foram o local de infância do rock progressivo, que nasceu no final dos anos 60.Quando falamos de rock progressivo...
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não te enerves, não te canses. provavelmente vais ter de fazer tudo sozinho e ninguém está para te acal...
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são quase 3 da tarde mas para mim é como se fossem 3 da manhã

Insônia por Nothing @ olhares (tem hiperligação)Não feches os olhos. Aguenta mais um pouco. Sei que tens sono, mas de que vale o sono? Seres transportado...
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Bring back the Traffic Wardens

I don't know about where you live, but the parking situation in my town is beyond a joke!We have two types of traffic enforcement here. Firstly, we have...
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Ainda ontem era Julho

E eu já não sei a quantas ando...
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The murder of David Kelly

Nobody is ever going to convince me that UN weapons inspector  Dr. David Kelly was not murdered.What makes me even more suspicious is that the inquest...
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Redundância

daquiSomos sempre os mesmos, por mais que sejamos pessoas diferentes. Conservamos a memória, a linha de identidade que nos faz responsáveis pelo passado,...
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Graduate recruitment

So you got your nice shiney new degree and now you have to figure out what the hell to do with it?Well, here is some practical advise from someone who...
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O desespero vai e vem, nós ficamos. Estava na esplanada quando ele passou. Acenei-lhe e vi-o seguir. O passo dele era acelerado, nem sei para onde ia. Vi-o voltar. Vinha calmo, demorava a sair. Parecia...
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Da Pope, he's a comin'

Praise be to God, da Pope is coming to pay a state visit to Britain!Now I have nothing against God, but I do happen to think that religion is one...
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Oh Shit! It's the football season...

Dear God, how I hate football! But here it is again, so I suppose I'll just have to grin and bear it.Anyway, here's what it's all about...
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Taking in easy, init?

Your host is once more in musical mode, celebrating the promissed Coagulation Government's crackdown on benefits.Here's a little something for the weekend that I recorded with the Eagles. Enj...
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New superbug set to sweep the world

News today from the Department of Health that a new superbug has been discovered.The bug, "Americanus 4nPolyC", seen pictured on the left is easily identified...
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That special relationship....

Obummer has just had a birthday and we've had a change of leader. So why not take a moment to reflect on the 'Special Relationship'?America is pulling...
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A ouvir #55

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Antes de fazer alguma coisa, estava deprimido com a minha inacção. Agora estou deprimido com a vida. Irónico. Talvez não...
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The great graduate scam

This year, there will be more graduates than ever leaving university and trying to get a foot on the job ladder.So I think that the time has come to lift...
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A efémera morte

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A ouvir #54

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Eating biscuits in Biafra

I get slagged off a lot for my views that charity begins at home - like for example should we be giving free milk in schools rather than using the money...
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Subconsciente- o rebelde

[160yen - A day on the Yamanote line] - Shinjuku - 16:43, by fabuchan @ flickr (com ligação)Agonia-me a vida. Agonia-me a sua incerteza. Isto quando não...
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Standards, dear boy. Standards!

I am heartened to find that in these days of anything goes that BBC viewers are outraged by an appalling drop in standards being displayed by their...
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Aren't our police just wonderful?

The police were called after a neighbour reported seeing a man climbing into an opened window at a house in Hartlepool. But a search of the house turned...
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A ouvir #53

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ANT and DEC - The Charity Appeal

As the President of Pakistan is visiting Chequers today, I thought it would be a good time to roll out my good friends, ANT and DEC.No - not that Ant...
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Jack Shit Gordon (The makework song)

I little while ago, I alluded to the fact that nobody works in the civil service. I got a bit of stick, but actually I think that there is so much makework in this country that it deserves to be laid...
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irritação

Red by RTsubin @ flickr(tem ligação)Essa inacção que te prende irrita-me.Cheira-me a opressão disfarçada, ironia, palhaçada.Aposto que não chegas lá,...
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Cutting the Police budget

Much has been said about budget cuts and how these will translate to cuts in front line services. It's an emotive subject - especially when it comes down...
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