Iusually dunt indulge in too much txting with a client. I'ld rather get straight to the point, clinch the deal and fix up a plc and time. But one of the obvious signs that I'm starting to fancy someone is when I break into verbal diarrhoea. Below is a transcribe of my exchange of text messages with Marcus. It is rather looooonnggg and I can't imagine anyone else reading it. It's more of for my documentation. Reading it still gives me butterflies *blush blush*... Here's presenting, my false sense of relationship and intimacy... from beginning to its end.
------ Original Message --------
15 Feb 2010
(morning)
Marcus: Hi, can you tell me more about your service. I'm near raffles place. Thanks, Marcus.
Queen B: Hi Marcus, r u local?
M: No
B: Where u frm hun?
M: The uk. Tell me about yourself
B: I'm a local gal. 25. 5'5 tall. Stats 40C-35-45. Hw young r u?
M: 32. I'm at work on my own and want someone to play with
B: I'm $150/hr. U ok with tt hun?
M: Sure. What do or don't you do?
B: No anal, fisting... or anything freakishly abnormal :P I'm rather open to anything else
M: We have so much in common already. Will you show me what you look like?
B: *mms pic* Did u rcv it?
M: No. I cant seem to view pictures on my phone. Can you email it?
B: Seriously? What kind of phone u using? I've sent u e email
M: It's an ancient blackberry. I have to wind it up once a week. Nice pic. What's your best skill? Can you bring me ice-cream and suggest what to do with it?
B: O love to blow down below. Y dun we meet up n i'll show uwhat I can do with e ice-scream
M: Have you ever done it in a office? How soon could you get here?
B: Are u sure u can handle me? I'm e big, curvy sort. Just to make sure we're on e same page baby...
M: Only if you can be gentle with me... I'm very shy
B: Awww... I can jz picture u blush. Which building u at hun?...
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( sometime in the afternoon)....
B: It's really nice n breezy here at spore river, yeah?...
M: Where are you?
B: By the river... I ws actually with frens at city hall jz nw. At the rate ur texting, I cud hv reach china
M: Haha. I was on a video conference call. Didnt think you would want to star in it
B: Yeah I figured u must b caught up with work. So tell me, wic buildin u at? Dun worry, I wont knock at ur door yet
M: On market st 63
B: Hmm... not tt I hv a clue where tt is anw. U knocking off yet?
M: Not for a while yet :(
B: :( Wat time can u leave?
M: Depends how tight you tie me to the boadroom table
B: In tt case, ure probably gonna b there till chingay is over. I'm leaving once I finish this cup of coffee
M: Where are you headed?
B: Home. Beyonce's on at 6
M: Shame... I'll get my own ice cream then
B: Hey, I found 63 Market Street
B: I'm at 7-11. U want anything?
M: Ha ha... You want to say hello? I dont have long
B: Nah... I'm shy too. I'm having toast at the coffee shop opp. Ure welcome to join me ;)
M:Shame: Best I have here is diet coke and oj
B: Mmm... 70cent coffee stil e best. I'm starin at ur building - wic floor u at aye? What time do u finish work anw
M: I would hazard a guess at the one with the light on :) not sure when i'll finish :) still shy?
B: U know, I actually did walk through e glass door. But then I figured, if we were in e same rm, u prolly wont get any work done...
B: ... Perhaps when ure free. Lets keep in touch. Ure fun to talk to. Not everyone gets my jokes :P
M: Come up and kiss me quickly
B: I'm already on my way to Beyonce-land. In e tube nw. hah.
M: Shame shame
B: Next time k baby. *muacks*
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(later that night...)
M: Having fun?
B: Hehe... not when ure nt here :(
M: Ha ha ha. What you up to tomorrow?
B: Up to no good. Haha. Dunno yet. No plans.
M: How do you fancy delivering me some coffee?
B: Will u b in e office still?! U workaholic u. 70cents coffee or $7 ones. heh.
M: Depends. If you think I'll drink it, a $7 one. If you think of other things to do... I'll take what you can get
B: Would u like coffee for bfats, lunch, dinner or supper luv?
M: About 10.30 should do it... Wouldn't want u to have to get up early
B: Erm... a.m or p.m?
B: Anything else u want other than coffee baby?...
M: Am. What's on offer?
B: Its a Me... me... and me special. I'll even be ur coffee of the day. Special brew ;)
M: Good plan, except I've just been told I'm not in the office tmw :(
B: but but but... whyyy???
B: Anw would still ove to meet u soon. I'm jz a txt msg away ;)
M: What do you think I look like?
B: I'm crossing my fingers - Daniel Craig.
...
Haha. Jz kiddin.
M: :) Is this a full time job for you?
B: No its not
M: Not a full time coffee delivering seducer?
B: I'll be your full-time coffee lady anytime, hun ;) where r u right nw?
M: Heading homewards nw. Another long day
B: My poor baby. U must be tired. I wish I could b there to give u a massage. U heading home to a wife/ gf?
M: Just me tonight. Do you give good massages? Interesting...
B: I was jz teasing u. Unfortunately not. I might end up dislocating ur shoulder or something. Heh. So where d u hv to be tmw?
M: We'll see
B: Aaah... ok then.
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16 Feb 2010
(morning...)
16 Feb 2010
(morning...)
M: Shame about your massage skills
B: Haha... still hung up on that? Gd morning to u too.
M: Good morning. Nearly coffee time and nowhere is open.
B: I just made coffee. But tt's my share. Delivery dun start at this hour hun ;) hehe
M: Shame
B: Shame shame. Isnt there a starbux across ur street?
M: There is but nothing is open on a holiday
B: Doubt ure e coffeeshop type either? There's one beside e 7-11
M: Hmmm... They scare me. Coffee's not supposed to come in a plastic bag
B: Hahaha. Ure cute. U can ask for it in a styrfm cup, rite? Wait. U said u wont b in e office...?
M: Plans changed again... It's a fickle world I live in. Styrfm cup. You are kiddin me
B: Ok. Ure either a staunch environmentalist or papercup-lover. Coffeeshop kopi is different frm espresso anw.
M: I'm English. Coffee should be in a china cup. But at this rate, I'll be off for a maccacino.
B: Oh yar. I almost forgot. but do give our humble kopi a chance when ure feelin a tad more adventurous
M: Only if you'll deliver it to me
B: Oooh, like tt? Btw hw come you hv to work during e hollys?
M: I speak to a number of countries that are open today. Even so, it's pretty quiet today
B: Joinin me under e covers sounds like a better plan. Ure all alone in the office?
M: Yup. All alone.
B: Shame. *wishin I was there*
M: Why
M: They dont have taxis where you are?
B: Of coz there is my dear. Thing is I'm still in bed n naked. Cant imagine gettin up just yet
M: Some things are so much better with pictures ;)
B: Too bad ur phone cant view pictures
M: Tell me about it... My email seems to work ok though :)
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(half an hour later)
B: *mms pic of me in bed... naked* U've got mail!
M: That's just cruel... I love it!
B: Its my pleasure. Ure welcome hun. *suddenly feelin randy*
M: Well I can help you with that... But I'm here
B: Maybe... just maybe... in the afternn?
M: I'm goin nowhere for the nxt few hours
B: Arent u suppose to b on some video conference dear?
M: At 5 pm. Do u want a job as my secretary?
B: Only if I get to sit on ur lap ;)
M: What time can you come for interview?
B: I thought we're done with e interview...I'll be there at 2 pm for the practical test?
M: Sounds good. Pick up some ice cream from 7-11 on your way
B: Any particular preference? Flavour?
M: I'm a classic magnum kind of guy
B: ... and lemme guess. Vanilla?
M: Of course. Extra credit for white chocolate if they have it
B: Arent u going out for lunch?
M: Not that I know about...
B: Which part of UK u frm anw?
M: The smelly bit... London
B: I hope you're not the skinny kinda guy... are u?
M: Why?
B: Cos then I wudnt want to sit on ur lap. heh...
M: I'm very shy btw. You have to take charge
B: Ure honna make ke work hard for this pratical test, arent u...?
M: Am I mistaken in thinking that I am the customer in this situation?
B: Oh yes. And the customer is always right... Right?
M: You're catchin on
B: So which floor r u at?
M: **th Let me know when ure near
B: Roger
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( afternoon... around 2pm)
( afternoon... around 2pm)
B: I'm getting u e magnum on a stick... Am at 7-11
M: Ok. On the off chance there's a guy downstairs, you're coming to ********
B: Ok
B: I'm on e **th floor... Where r u?...
That was when the Brit boy makes his debut appearance... Hubba hubba. Shit. He's so much cuter than I imagined!!!
And the rest... was history.
*phew... I'm getting finger cramps from typing this out*
xoxo
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