Stairway to Heaven?

Received a last minute call from Pattzy which I was more than happy to entertain. Luckily I was in the midst of getting ready to go out. No idea where...
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Red Ed to release solo album !

News just out that "Red Ed" Miliband has split from Los Milibandos and is to release a solo album... Comprising cover versions of well known songs,...
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Boobs Kill Everything

Germany's GOT Talent alright! Check out this video on Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=437024097794&ref...
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A Postcard from Greece [4]

Back in May, I was extolling the virtues of Nionio's Taverna in Paxos. Well, I've found another one that's pretty bloody good too!In the village...
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Simply Red 'Farewell Tour' Singapore 2010

Mick HucknallTo see Simply Red live in concert has always been one of my life-long dreams. Keep it short... they were uberrrrr awesomeee!!!! Guess the...
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Piss boiler of the Year

Once in a while there is a statement by some complete cunt that gets me close to throwing a brick at the TV whilst simultaneously bursting several blood...
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Red Ed - it's official !

By satellite phone from the caves of Afghanistan, official endorsement of Miliband as the new anti-capitalist leader of the Labour party...Video hosting...
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A little late night mischief

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Bananaman Bites the Dust [2]

Sorry, but it's was just too much to resist. The rustling sound at the end could be Freddie turning in his grave...Video hosting by!-----------YOUTUBE...
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Farking Pissed and Scared Shit

7.30pm ::Raffles City S.C, JCO::I am so fucking pissed but more horribly worried. So worried that I just might break down right here at JCO (See. I am...
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A Nun's Vow of Poverty

OK. It's Sunday, so time for my regular look at the workings of religion - and, believe me, this one is a real piss boiler...According to the Daily Telegraph,...
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Bananaman bites the dust!

Could this be the end for our intrepid superhero? Will he ever triumph over the evil talking horse Mr Ed?Do we give a flying fuck?&nb...
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Ed Miliband wins it!

 Today's lesson is taken from the book of Genesis, Labour Party edition...In the time of the gathering, Ed presented himself to the conference as...
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The Leadership Song

Due to the announcement tomorrow of the name of the poor sod picking up the poisoned chalice of the Labour Leadership, I have interupted my flow of postcards to celebrate with the inevitable song. Somehow...
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A Postcard from Greece [3]

Now that we are all one big federal country called the Fourth Reich European Union, I'm drawn to reflect on what makes us all so compatible... After all,...
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I hereby name thee... Chuck Bass

I havent been 'advertising' myself much these days and it is the 'regulars' that keep me going. Last Monday night I strutted to Grandpopz's (previously...
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Humour me

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La de los campeones

Mi amplia colección de camisetas de fútbol no tenía sentido desde hace dos meses. Pero cuando ya la daba por perdida, en el perchero del probador del...
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A Postcard from Greece [2]

As I lie here soaking up the sun, I reflect that this is the remotest corner of the great European empire. The end of the road on the almost last island...
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A Postcard from Greece

OK - I'm back off holiday, but we all know that we get home before the postcards, so here's one I wrote earlier...Last time I was in Greece, back in May,...
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La medida

Hace unos meses, no recuerdo cuantos, el Abuelo de Granada, peonazo del Señor Despojado del Fígares con el que tuve la suerte de coincidir en aquella...
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Going Green

I just got a mailing from Homebase of all people extolling the virtues and economics of going green by installing solar electricity panels on my...
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Fuck off, Benny!

As both my regular readers will know, I sometimes like to hit a religious note on a Sunday, and what better Sunday than today when the Pope's State Visit...
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Ambulance chasers

Question : What's the difference between a lawyer and a fish?Answer : One is cold and slimey. The other is a fish.For some time now I have deplored the...
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iThought for the day...

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Chippendales - 30 year reunion

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Disfrutar bajo los pasos

Eso es lo que le decía a mi amigo Jaime Fournier mientras trabajábamos bajo la Virgen de las Angustias, "por esto es por lo que sacamos pasos". Exacto. Para disfrutar como lo hicimos el pasado día 8.Tan...
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Bye Bye New Labour

The New Labour nightmare is over at last, so why not commemorate the occasion with a reworking of a Bob Dylan class...
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Rent-a-pal

God help us all! Rent-a-pal is coming to the UK!This is the latest run away phenomenon in the US - where else? You sign up on the website and whenever...
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Sod it! I'm off to Greece (again)

Yes, it's that time of year again. The kid's are going back to school so I can safely bugger off to Greece and take in some more sun and Metaxa.Blogging...
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Com a Lolita no Algarve

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Papal Quiz - The answers!

For those of you enthralled by the challenge I set you with my recent 'fake or real' Papal visit souvenirs, here are the answers :Money Box :  Real...
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"It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then..."...
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Apeshit!

I'm off on holiday shortly (Yes! Again...), and have just recieved my tickets - along with a letter telling me about the latest invasion of our privacy...
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Building for floods in India

In the light of the floods in Pakistan, I am reminded of a trip I took a couple of years ago along the Brahmaputra river in Assam, India.We visitted an...
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